His Red Gremlin

His Red Gremlin always had with them a can of Tango that they would sometimes eat. This seems to be a fairly bizarre thought, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the item to choose.

His Red Gremlin craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally sleep with. It is a fairly unusual thing to do, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. A can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was selected.

His Red Gremlin desperately desired a computer that they sometimes sit and look at. This seems a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that the idea was epic. Strangely, a computer is the thing to opt for.

His Red Gremlin often carried a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes smash. It is a surprising idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.

His Red Gremlin needed a little monkey that they would embrace. It would have been a bizarre action, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a little monkey was the item that was selected.

His Red Gremlin desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes break. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen item.