The Troubled Gremlin

The Troubled Gremlin owned a rubber johnny to put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly different activity, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a rubber johnny is the item to choose.

The Troubled Gremlin always had with them a custard pie that they would often put down their trousers. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a custard pie was the thing that was opted for.

The Troubled Gremlin needed a stapler that they sometimes break. This could be considered an exciting activity, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a stapler is the item that was chosen.

The Troubled Gremlin craved for a condom that they would often worship. One might say this is a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a condom is the thing to select.

The Troubled Gremlin desperately wanted a cheese grater that they would occasionally demolish. This could be considered a fairly weird thing to do, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that this idea was magnificent. A cheese grater is the item to choose.

The Troubled Gremlin carried a vibrator that they would often put down their trousers. It would have been an astonishing undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator would be the item that was chosen.