A Square Gremlin

A Square Gremlin often carried a condom that they would worship. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom was the chosen thing.

A Square Gremlin desperately wanted a big sponge that they would sometimes cuddle. It might be a fairly weird undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a big sponge would be the chosen thing.

A Square Gremlin carried a bag of flour that they would often play with. It was considered to be a different idea, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a bag of flour would be the item that was opted for.

A Square Gremlin desired a custard pie that they would occasionally eat. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary action, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a custard pie was the thing that was chosen.

A Square Gremlin needed a painting of a melon that they sometimes experiment on. This is certainly a fairly astonishing suggestion, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Strangely, a painting of a melon was the chosen item.

A Square Gremlin desperately looked for a bag of flour that they sometimes eat. It is a funny idea, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a bag of flour is the thing to choose.