A Special Gremlin

A Special Gremlin desired a lava lamp that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should have been an astonishing suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who considered it was fun. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp is the item to choose.

A Special Gremlin desperately needed a condom that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks it would be wonderous. A condom was the thing that was chosen.

A Special Gremlin had a little monkey that they would often demolish. This might appear to be a fairly odd approach to life, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that the idea was entertaining. A little monkey was the chosen thing.

A Special Gremlin desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they would experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly strange exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who feels it was amazing. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was chosen.

A Special Gremlin looked for a bag of poop that they sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly an extraordinary approach to life, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a bag of poop is the thing to choose.

A Special Gremlin desperately wanted a cucumber that they would occasionally smash. It was considered to be a fairly original action, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who considered it would be stunning. Strangely, a cucumber being the item selected.