The Bum Loving Gremlin

The Bum Loving Gremlin often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should have been a surprising idea, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.

The Bum Loving Gremlin wanted a cucumber that they liked to sleep with. This is certainly a fairly new activity, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a cucumber was the thing that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Gremlin found a bottle of coke to put down their trousers. It would be a fairly weird undertaking, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a bottle of coke would be the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Gremlin desperately wanted a stretchman that they would often put down their trousers. It should have been a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who thought it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman was the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Gremlin owned a pen to hug. This seems a peculiar action, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who thought it would be out of this world. Strangely, a pen was the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Gremlin always kept a bottle of beer that they liked to put in the bath with him. It might be an original thought, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a bottle of beer of all things.