The Dodgy Gremlin

The Dodgy Gremlin craved for a teapot to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a strange operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a teapot having that done to it

The Dodgy Gremlin wanted a hat that they would play with. It might have been an astonishing thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a hat was the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy Gremlin had a big sponge that they would often try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly original thing to do, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a big sponge being the chosen item.

The Dodgy Gremlin always had with them a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally worship. It was a weird undertaking, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who expected it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the thing opted for.

The Dodgy Gremlin desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly different activity, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who thought it would be epic. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.

The Dodgy Gremlin needed a bag of poop to play with. It is considered to be a fairly curious approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop being the thing opted for.