The Big Gremlin

The Big Gremlin desperately desired a sword that they liked to put in the bath with him. This could be considered a weird exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a sword would be the thing that was chosen.

The Big Gremlin needed a bottle of coke that they would occasionally put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who expected it was simply life. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke of all things.

The Big Gremlin wanted a bag of flour that they would put down their trousers. It would be a fairly original operation, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. A bag of flour being the chosen thing.

The Big Gremlin desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly surprising action, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that this idea is fun. A pint of cider being the item selected.

The Big Gremlin found a bottle of coke that they would often hug. It might be a peculiar thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke is the thing to choose.

The Big Gremlin found a cucumber that they would often share. This seems a new idea, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. Remarkably, a cucumber of all things.