The Big Gremlin

The Big Gremlin had a bag of poop to cuddle. It was a fairly strange proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a bag of poop was the item that was chosen.

The Big Gremlin carried a cup that they would put on his head. It would have been a fairly unusual undertaking, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a cup was the item that was selected.

The Big Gremlin desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they would hug. It should be a surprising idea, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken was the item that was opted for.

The Big Gremlin always had with them a teapot that they would often put in the bath with him. It might have been a bizarre suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a teapot being the thing selected.

The Big Gremlin had a rubber chicken that they sometimes smash. This seems to be an extraordinary undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks it was stunning. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the chosen item.

The Big Gremlin desired a cucumber that they sometimes break. This seems a fairly odd exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a cucumber would be the item that was chosen.