Heya! I'm going to write some brand new content just for this contest, but first I wanted to point you to some of the other Halloween posts I've made recently (including a contest YOU and everyone can enter - for Halloween JOKES!)

Here's the current Punday Monday:
https://steemit.com/contest/@improv/punday-monday-70-come-one-come-all-to-win-loads-of-sbi-also-halloween-comedy-open-mic-round-35

And some fiction:
https://steemit.com/freewrite/@improv/face-mask-5minutefreewrite-a-creepy-chibera-story-happy-halloween

https://steemit.com/freewrite/@improv/trapped-5minutefreewrite

https://steemit.com/freewrite/@improv/party-5minutefreewrite-also-comedy-open-mic-35-halloweenie-edition-and-a-reminder-that-gentle-werewolf-exists

https://steemit.com/freewrite/@improv/celery-dolls-5minutefreewrite-also-comedy-open-mic-round-34

Some more jokes: https://steemit.com/contest/@improv/punday-monday-69-nothing-funny-about-that-number-just-keep-walking