Jolly Hedgehog

Jolly Hedgehog always had with them a bottle of beer that they liked to put up their bum. It might be a fairly original idea, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. A bottle of beer would be the item that was opted for.

Jolly Hedgehog desperately needed a bat that they would sleep with. This could be considered a surprising proposal, to many, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a bat would be the thing that was selected.

Jolly Hedgehog always had with them a lava lamp that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be a peculiar approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp is the item to select.

Jolly Hedgehog desperately searched for a sponge that they would put on his head. This seems an odd approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that the idea was fun. A sponge was the chosen thing.

Jolly Hedgehog always kept a bottle of coke that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems to be an unusual thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke was the item that was selected.

Jolly Hedgehog looked for a sponge that they would sometimes share. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. A sponge was the thing that was opted for.