The Dodgy Hedgehog

The Dodgy Hedgehog always kept a pint of beer that they would sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to most, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.

The Dodgy Hedgehog found a wig that they would often sleep with. This could be considered a funny action, to me, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a wig of all things.

The Dodgy Hedgehog desperately craved for a spade that they would put on his head. It was considered to be a funny idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade is the thing to select.

The Dodgy Hedgehog desperately craved for a ball that they would sometimes share. It should have been a fairly odd idea, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a ball being the thing selected.

The Dodgy Hedgehog owned a rubber chicken that they liked to drop. It would have been a fairly curious idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken is the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy Hedgehog often carried a sponge that they liked to smash. One might find this to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a sponge was the thing that was opted for.