The Crazy Hedgehog

The Crazy Hedgehog desperately craved for a teapot that they sometimes put up their bum. This is certainly a different undertaking, to you, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a teapot is the thing to opt for.

The Crazy Hedgehog owned a hat that they sometimes break. It would have been a fairly exciting activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a hat having that done to it

The Crazy Hedgehog craved for a tomato that they would occasionally drop. It would be a fairly bizarre operation, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a tomato would be the thing that was selected.

The Crazy Hedgehog looked for a pint of beer that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems a strange operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the chosen thing.

The Crazy Hedgehog wanted a mug that they would sometimes demolish. This is certainly a fairly original proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a mug being the item selected.

The Crazy Hedgehog desperately needed a melon that they sometimes sit and look at. It was an odd idea, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a melon being the chosen item.