Dodgy Hedgehog

Dodgy Hedgehog always had with them a radiator that they would sometimes put on his head. It is a weird suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a radiator was the item that was chosen.

Dodgy Hedgehog wanted a can of Tango that they liked to sleep with. This is certainly a curious thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels it was miraculous. Strangely, a can of Tango is the item to opt for.

Dodgy Hedgehog owned a bottle of wine that they liked to smash. One might find this to be a weird exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.

Dodgy Hedgehog often carried a vibrator that they liked to put on his head. It is a fairly curious proposal, to my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Remarkably, a vibrator is the thing to select.

Dodgy Hedgehog often carried a lava lamp that they liked to experiment on. This could be considered a fairly different action, to my mum, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a lava lamp was the thing that was selected.

Dodgy Hedgehog carried a teapot that they would often try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly bizarre undertaking, to many, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected it was spectacular. A teapot is the item to opt for.