Their Yellow Hedgehog

Their Yellow Hedgehog always kept a dildo that they liked to break. This seems a strange thought, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that this idea was epic. A dildo is the item to select.

Their Yellow Hedgehog looked for a lava lamp to rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly weird action, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp was the thing that was selected.

Their Yellow Hedgehog desperately desired a ball to eat. It should have been a surprising idea, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball was the chosen item.

Their Yellow Hedgehog always had with them a bottle of wine that they would occasionally smash. It might be a fairly astonishing operation, to me, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought it was wonderous. Honestly, a bottle of wine being the chosen item.

Their Yellow Hedgehog owned a helmet that they would sleep with. It is a funny activity, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a helmet was the item that was chosen.

Their Yellow Hedgehog wanted a pint of beer that they would sometimes sleep with. This is certainly an unusual thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer having that done to it