My Red Hedgehog

My Red Hedgehog desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems a curious activity, to most, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a bottle of wine would be the item that was opted for.

My Red Hedgehog desperately needed a stretchman that they would often put up their bum. It should be an astonishing suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman would be the item that was selected.

My Red Hedgehog wanted a chocolate bar that they liked to sit and look at. One might say this is a strange activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. A chocolate bar would be the thing that was selected.

My Red Hedgehog carried a pint of beer that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should be an original thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer would be the chosen thing.

My Red Hedgehog looked for a mug that they would often rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to many, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug being the thing opted for.

My Red Hedgehog desired a tomato that they would put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly odd idea, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato was the item that was selected.