My Weary Jerk

My Weary Jerk carried a set square that they would sometimes put on his head. This is certainly a fairly funny approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a set square would be the thing that was selected.

My Weary Jerk found a painting of a melon that they would try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly funny operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon being the thing selected.

My Weary Jerk searched for a cucumber to annihilate This seems to be a different exercise, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a cucumber was the chosen item.

My Weary Jerk wanted a dildo that they would rub on his belly. This seems to be an odd undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo is the item to choose.

My Weary Jerk craved for a dildo to sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary activity, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo is the item to choose.

My Weary Jerk always carried a teapot to sleep with. It should be an unusual operation, to you, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a teapot would be the item that was selected.