His Lucky Jerk

His Lucky Jerk craved for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes throw. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was selected.

His Lucky Jerk always carried a big sponge to sleep with. This seems to be a strange suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. A big sponge would be the item chosen.

His Lucky Jerk searched for a bottle of coke to worship. It might have been an extraordinary action, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a bottle of coke is the item to select.

His Lucky Jerk had a cup to rub on his belly. This seems a strange action, to me, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a cup is the item to opt for.

His Lucky Jerk owned a set square to sleep with. It is considered to be a weird approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. A set square being the thing opted for.

His Lucky Jerk found a lava lamp that they would try to nail to the wall. This could be considered an unusual thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a lava lamp of all things.