My Weary Jerk

My Weary Jerk found a cheese grater that they would sometimes share. This seems to be a fairly odd idea, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a cheese grater is the item to opt for.

My Weary Jerk desperately craved for a hat that they sometimes embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly funny idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a hat was the item that was opted for.

My Weary Jerk looked for a can of Tango that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the thing to select.

My Weary Jerk looked for a cucumber that they liked to hug. This might appear to be a fairly weird operation, to some, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a cucumber being the item opted for.

My Weary Jerk always had with them a bag of poop that they sometimes smash. One might find this to be a peculiar approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was entertaining. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the chosen thing.

My Weary Jerk desperately searched for a toilet brush that they liked to experiment on. This is certainly a fairly exciting exercise, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a toilet brush would be the item chosen.