His Exceptional Jerk

His Exceptional Jerk desperately desired a can of Tango that they would eat. This seems to be a peculiar idea, to many, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be simply life. A can of Tango would be the thing that was chosen.

His Exceptional Jerk desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly new undertaking, to me, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. A bottle of beer would be the chosen thing.

His Exceptional Jerk desperately wanted a cucumber that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing thought, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the thing to select.

His Exceptional Jerk had a bottle of beer that they would occasionally experiment on. It was considered to be an original exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer is the item to select.

His Exceptional Jerk found a rubber chicken that they sometimes eat. It is considered to be a surprising operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.

His Exceptional Jerk often carried a set of lego that they sometimes worship. One might find this to be a fairly original thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who feels it would be out of this world. Honestly, a set of lego was the item that was chosen.