The Different Jerk

The Different Jerk needed a rubber johnny that they would occasionally sleep with. It was a fairly different exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a rubber johnny being the thing opted for.

The Different Jerk carried a stretchman that they would put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly odd suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a stretchman would be the chosen thing.

The Different Jerk needed a hat that they liked to demolish. It was a peculiar action, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a hat is the item to select.

The Different Jerk carried a cucumber that they sometimes smash. It would have been a funny thought, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a cucumber was the item that was opted for.

The Different Jerk always kept a ball that they would sometimes worship. One might say this is a weird action, to most, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a ball was the item that was opted for.

The Different Jerk searched for a bottle of wine that they would often worship. This could be considered a fairly weird action, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine was the item that was chosen.