Red Jerk

Red Jerk craved for a CD player that they would sometimes worship. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary action, to most, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a CD player is the item to opt for.

Red Jerk desperately wanted a stretchman that they would throw. It would have been a fairly curious action, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a stretchman would be the chosen thing.

Red Jerk needed a hat that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It was a fairly different operation, to many, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a hat having that done to it

Red Jerk looked for a pencil sharpener that they would play with. This might appear to be a fairly odd exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener was the chosen item.

Red Jerk desperately searched for a vibrator that they would put up their bum. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to me, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a vibrator being the item selected.

Red Jerk always kept a melon that they would often hug. This could be considered a funny approach to life, to some, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon would be the thing that was selected.