Her Anxious Jerk

Her Anxious Jerk looked for a toilet brush that they would hug. It is an exciting thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a toilet brush would be the item chosen.

Her Anxious Jerk had a helmet that they would occasionally experiment on. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a helmet was the chosen item.

Her Anxious Jerk always carried a dildo to share. It would be an exciting action, to most, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a dildo would be the chosen thing.

Her Anxious Jerk always had with them a vibrator that they sometimes hug. It was a fairly odd undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator being the thing opted for.

Her Anxious Jerk needed a radiator that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It should be a weird thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a radiator would be the item that was opted for.

Her Anxious Jerk needed a vibrator that they sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly a peculiar idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a vibrator is the item to choose.