Their Red Jerk

Their Red Jerk desperately needed a bottle of coke that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a peculiar proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who expected it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke is the item to select.

Their Red Jerk always kept a vibrator that they would sometimes play with. It might have been a fairly bizarre action, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator would be the item that was opted for.

Their Red Jerk often carried a painting of a melon that they would occasionally share. This seems to be a curious undertaking, to you, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Red Jerk had a mug to insert somewhere. It would have been an original action, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a mug would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Red Jerk desperately searched for a bat that they would often sleep with. This seems to be a peculiar undertaking, to some, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat would be the item chosen.

Their Red Jerk needed a stapler that they sometimes demolish. It should be a fairly weird operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it was miraculous. Strangely, a stapler is the thing to select.