His Energetic Jerk

His Energetic Jerk wanted a custard pie that they would sleep with. One might say this is a fairly odd activity, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a custard pie was the thing that was chosen.

His Energetic Jerk wanted a cup that they sometimes sleep with. It was an unusual approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be simply life. A cup was the thing that was opted for.

His Energetic Jerk searched for a bottle of coke that they sometimes put up their bum. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to most, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.

His Energetic Jerk looked for a sword that they would occasionally drop. This seems a fairly bizarre suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword was the thing that was opted for.

His Energetic Jerk desperately desired a bottle of coke that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should have been a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke was the thing that was chosen.

His Energetic Jerk often carried a set square that they would occasionally sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be fun. Bizarrely, a set square is the thing that was chosen.