The Nervous Jerk

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The Nervous Jerk needed a cucumber to play with. It might be a fairly new suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was entertaining. A cucumber would be the item chosen.

The Nervous Jerk craved for a dildo that they would occasionally throw. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a dildo would be the chosen thing.

The Nervous Jerk often carried a bottle of wine that they would sometimes drop. It is a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was selected.

The Nervous Jerk searched for a helmet that they liked to put on his head. It would be a funny suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a helmet would be the thing that was selected.

The Nervous Jerk desperately desired a vibrator that they would often sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly original exercise, to many, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a vibrator being the item selected.

The Nervous Jerk looked for a painting of a melon that they would demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly weird proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a painting of a melon is the thing to choose.