The Red Jerk

The Red Jerk found a little monkey that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly different undertaking, to some, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey would be the item that was opted for.

The Red Jerk often carried a set of lego that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should have been a weird and wonderful activity, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was epic. A set of lego was the item that was opted for.

The Red Jerk craved for a mug that they would often experiment on. It might be a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug would be the item that was chosen.

The Red Jerk desperately looked for a condom that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly strange action, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a condom is the item to choose.

The Red Jerk desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should have been a curious undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.

The Red Jerk looked for a can of Tango that they would throw. It might be a fairly bizarre exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango would be the item that was selected.