Troubled Jerk

Troubled Jerk desperately needed a dildo that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly bizarre exercise, to me, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a dildo was the chosen item.

Troubled Jerk searched for a tomato that they would occasionally put on his head. It should be an unusual undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato would be the item that was chosen.

Troubled Jerk desperately craved for a CD player that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly astonishing activity, to you, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a CD player of all things.

Troubled Jerk looked for a cucumber that they would drop. It should have been an extraordinary proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a cucumber being the item opted for.

Troubled Jerk craved for a can of coke that they sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a new undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a can of coke would be the thing that was selected.

Troubled Jerk desperately desired a spade that they sometimes cuddle. One might say this is a fairly surprising thought, to many, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a spade is the item to select.