The Handsome Jerk

The Handsome Jerk wanted a toilet brush that they would hug. This seems to be a fairly surprising action, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush having that done to it

The Handsome Jerk craved for a bottle of beer that they liked to insert somewhere. It should be an extraordinary action, to some, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Jerk always had with them a little monkey that they liked to put down their trousers. It would be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is epic. A little monkey was the item that was selected.

The Handsome Jerk desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly weird exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine would be the chosen thing.

The Handsome Jerk needed a spade that they would occasionally put on his head. It is considered to be a funny approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade of all things.

The Handsome Jerk desperately needed a rubber johnny that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly curious operation, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be sublime. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.