The Weary Jerk

The Weary Jerk had a sponge that they would occasionally experiment on. It should be a strange activity, to many, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a sponge being the thing selected.

The Weary Jerk wanted a helmet that they would cuddle. It might have been an unusual action, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was breathtaking. A helmet being the chosen item.

The Weary Jerk always carried a ball that they liked to experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly different approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a ball of all things.

The Weary Jerk desperately looked for a block of cheese that they sometimes cuddle. It should have been an unusual suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was wonderous. Strangely, a block of cheese would be the thing that was opted for.

The Weary Jerk desperately craved for a hat that they would often put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly new exercise, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a hat would be the item that was chosen.

The Weary Jerk looked for a set square that they would sometimes put on his head. This is certainly an extraordinary action, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square would be the thing that was chosen.