Their Square Jerk

Their Square Jerk always had with them a cheese grater that they sometimes demolish. This could be considered an exciting thought, to you, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater would be the item that was opted for.

Their Square Jerk owned a dildo that they liked to put on his head. This could be considered an exciting proposal, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo of all things.

Their Square Jerk needed a rubber chicken that they would occasionally smash. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.

Their Square Jerk desired a toilet brush that they would sometimes smash. It is considered to be an exciting exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a toilet brush was the chosen thing.

Their Square Jerk wanted a pencil sharpener that they sometimes throw. It should be a fairly weird action, to most, but not to the Jerk, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Square Jerk desperately needed a dildo that they would throw. This seems to be a strange undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was sublime. A dildo is the item to opt for.