Her Troubled Jerk

Her Troubled Jerk found a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly original undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a pencil sharpener being the chosen thing.

Her Troubled Jerk craved for a sword that they sometimes demolish. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a sword would be the chosen thing.

Her Troubled Jerk desired a sword to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is stunning. Honestly, a sword of all things.

Her Troubled Jerk desperately needed a set of lego that they would often put down their trousers. This could be considered an unusual thought, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a set of lego is the thing that was chosen.

Her Troubled Jerk wanted a pint of cider to put down their trousers. It was an original operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a pint of cider was the item that was chosen.

Her Troubled Jerk owned a painting of a melon that they sometimes break. It is considered to be a surprising suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon being the item opted for.