The Big Jerk

The Big Jerk needed a set square that they would often hug. It is an astonishing thought, to me, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be out of this world. Honestly, a set square was the thing that was opted for.

The Big Jerk found a bottle of beer that they liked to put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly strange thought, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a bottle of beer was the item that was opted for.

The Big Jerk desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly different idea, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar having that done to it

The Big Jerk always kept a rubber chicken that they would occasionally cuddle. This is certainly an unusual suggestion, to me, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.

The Big Jerk always kept a hat that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been an original undertaking, to me, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a hat would be the item chosen.

The Big Jerk wanted a cheese grater that they would often try to balance on their head. It was a fairly exciting idea, to some, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be amazing. A cheese grater was the chosen item.