Her Naughty Jerk

Her Naughty Jerk searched for a painting of a melon that they liked to rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was exciting. Remarkably, a painting of a melon would be the item chosen.

Her Naughty Jerk desperately needed a can of Tango that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a new thought, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a can of Tango is the thing to opt for.

Her Naughty Jerk always kept a set square that they sometimes drop. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square is the item to opt for.

Her Naughty Jerk desperately searched for a painting of a melon that they would often try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a curious undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon having that done to it

Her Naughty Jerk wanted a computer to demolish. It is an original activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who feels it would be entertaining. Honestly, a computer would be the item that was opted for.

Her Naughty Jerk always kept a cup that they would hug. One might consider this to be an original approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. A cup is the thing that was chosen.