Bum Loving Jerk

Bum Loving Jerk searched for a CD player to play with. It would be a fairly curious undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a CD player is the thing that was chosen.

Bum Loving Jerk found a ball that they would smash. This seems a new operation, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was fun. Honestly, a ball is the item to choose.

Bum Loving Jerk always carried a chocolate bar to hug. This could be considered a fairly different thing to do, to some, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was chosen.

Bum Loving Jerk desperately needed a chocolate bar that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would have been an exciting undertaking, to many, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was wonderful. Honestly, a chocolate bar being the chosen thing.

Bum Loving Jerk always carried a pint of cider that they would occasionally smash. It is a peculiar proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.

Bum Loving Jerk desired a can of coke that they sometimes smash. One might find this to be an exciting undertaking, to most, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke being the chosen thing.