The Yellow Jerk

The Yellow Jerk desperately craved for a can of Tango that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be an original idea, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a can of Tango would be the item that was chosen.

The Yellow Jerk often carried a cheese grater that they would embrace. One might find this to be a curious proposal, to many, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the chosen item.

The Yellow Jerk looked for a crown to throw. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a crown is the item that was chosen.

The Yellow Jerk owned a pint of beer that they liked to eat. It should be an extraordinary suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who feels it would be awesome. Remarkably, a pint of beer having that done to it

The Yellow Jerk always had with them a bag of poop to play with. It should be a fairly odd suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop being the item opted for.

The Yellow Jerk wanted a mug that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly original suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a mug is the thing that was chosen.