Their Red Jerk

Their Red Jerk desperately searched for a sponge that they liked to annihilate This is certainly a fairly peculiar exercise, to most, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a sponge was the thing that was opted for.

Their Red Jerk needed a cheese grater to cuddle. This seems a fairly unusual exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater is the item that was chosen.

Their Red Jerk desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they liked to share. It should have been a fairly surprising exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the chosen thing.

Their Red Jerk desperately wanted a porno magazine that they would break. It should have been a fairly curious activity, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a porno magazine would be the item that was selected.

Their Red Jerk looked for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally hug. It might have been a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the thing that was selected.

Their Red Jerk searched for a pint of beer that they sometimes experiment on. It is a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer would be the item that was selected.