My Curious Jerk

My Curious Jerk needed a tomato that they would often worship. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a tomato is the item to select.

My Curious Jerk always kept a crown that they would sometimes cuddle. It might have been a fairly astonishing approach to life, to most, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown being the item opted for.

My Curious Jerk needed a toilet brush that they would try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly weird operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush is the thing that was chosen.

My Curious Jerk wanted a hat that they liked to eat. One might consider this to be an astonishing approach to life, to you, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. A hat being the chosen item.

My Curious Jerk desperately looked for a helmet that they would often cuddle. One might find this to be a surprising exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a helmet is the thing that was chosen.

My Curious Jerk always carried a mug to drop. One might say this is a surprising proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a mug was the chosen item.