The Retarded Jerk

The Retarded Jerk desperately looked for a painting of a melon to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly new thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon was the thing that was selected.

The Retarded Jerk desperately needed a chocolate bar that they would often rub on his belly. This could be considered an extraordinary undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was exciting. A chocolate bar is the thing to choose.

The Retarded Jerk desired a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes experiment on. It should have been a fairly funny activity, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who feels it would be sublime. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes being the thing opted for.

The Retarded Jerk craved for a chocolate bar that they would sit and look at. This might appear to be a surprising activity, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a chocolate bar was the thing that was chosen.

The Retarded Jerk searched for a bottle of wine that they would often sleep with. It would have been a fairly exciting exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea is fun. Strangely, a bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.

The Retarded Jerk desperately looked for a crown that they would worship. This is certainly a fairly surprising action, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was fun. Honestly, a crown was the thing that was selected.