The Gentle Jerk

The Gentle Jerk always kept a helmet that they would often play with. It should be an odd operation, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a helmet being the chosen item.

The Gentle Jerk always carried a painting of a melon that they would occasionally share. This seems to be a fairly surprising idea, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon was the thing that was chosen.

The Gentle Jerk always kept a bag of flour to annihilate It should have been a fairly funny activity, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bag of flour is the thing to choose.

The Gentle Jerk searched for a bag of flour that they would often sit and look at. It might have been an unusual thing to do, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a bag of flour would be the thing that was chosen.

The Gentle Jerk found a sword that they would sit and look at. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful action, to me, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was magnificent. A sword being the thing opted for.

The Gentle Jerk often carried a bottle of beer that they would often cuddle. It would have been a somewhat surprising exercise, to you, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing to choose.