Her Hungry Jerk

Her Hungry Jerk looked for a pint of beer that they would sometimes sleep with. It might have been a peculiar proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer being the thing selected.

Her Hungry Jerk desperately needed a can of coke that they would often sit and look at. It was a bizarre thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a can of coke is the item to select.

Her Hungry Jerk needed a pencil sharpener to share. It might have been an odd undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a pencil sharpener being the item opted for.

Her Hungry Jerk searched for a CD player that they would sometimes drop. It is a fairly exciting suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a CD player is the item to select.

Her Hungry Jerk always kept a toilet brush that they sometimes hug. It should be a surprising exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush being the item opted for.

Her Hungry Jerk looked for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes eat. One might consider this to be a fairly strange thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes would be the item chosen.