The Scary Jerk

The Scary Jerk desperately craved for a sponge that they liked to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a new suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was breathtaking. Strangely, a sponge would be the item that was opted for.

The Scary Jerk desired a cup that they liked to hug. One might find this to be an original thought, to many, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a cup is the thing that was chosen.

The Scary Jerk desperately looked for a wig that they would sometimes share. This could be considered an astonishing thought, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. A wig being the chosen thing.

The Scary Jerk wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes sleep with. It would have been a fairly astonishing idea, to you, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen thing.

The Scary Jerk desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they would often annihilate One might say this is an exciting idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener of all things.

The Scary Jerk carried a cucumber that they sometimes experiment on. It was a fairly different approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it was wonderful. Honestly, a cucumber is the item that was chosen.