Guaranteed laughter: The 2 best ever Christmas jokes :) - please share

Did you know that Santa Claus has a wife? Yes.....Mary Christmas!

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A man asks his wife before Christmas: "Sweetheart, what would you like for Christmas actually?".

Wife: "Actually, I'd like a divorce."

Husband: "Well dear, I actually didn't want to give out so much."