A woman goes to buy a parrot....

the prices range from $100, $200 and $15. The woman asks as to why the last parrot is only $15.
The Shop keeper says "Because he used to live in a brothel" says the shopkeeper. She pays $15.
When she gets home the parrot says: "Fuck me, a new brothel!" The woman laughs.
When her daughters get home the parrot says: "Fuck me, 2 new prozzies!" The girls laughs too.
When the dad gets home the parrot says: "Fuck me Pete, haven't seen you for weeks!"