The Adorable King

The Adorable King always kept a sword that they liked to put on his head. This is certainly an odd activity, to you, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a sword is the item to opt for.

The Adorable King owned a CD player that they would often play with. It is a different idea, to my children, but not to the King, who considered it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player would be the thing that was chosen.

The Adorable King desperately looked for a bottle of wine to put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly surprising activity, to me and my children, but not to the King, who considered it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine is the item to choose.

The Adorable King had a pint of cider to hug. This seems a fairly surprising operation, to you and me, but not to the King, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.

The Adorable King desperately searched for a hat that they sometimes sit and look at. This seems a weird operation, to my mum, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a hat being the chosen thing.

The Adorable King had a sack of potatoes to annihilate It is considered to be a surprising approach to life, to you and me, but not to the King, who felt that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes being the chosen item.