The Purple King

The Purple King often carried a porno magazine that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems to be a strange operation, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a porno magazine was the item that was opted for.

The Purple King always kept a set of lego that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly unusual idea, to most, but not to the King, who expected that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a set of lego was the thing that was chosen.

The Purple King desperately desired a can of Tango to insert somewhere. It might have been a peculiar proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who thought it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango would be the item that was chosen.

The Purple King often carried a stretchman that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is an exciting activity, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a stretchman being the chosen thing.

The Purple King desperately desired a chocolate bar that they sometimes throw. This seems to be a weird idea, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who considered that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a chocolate bar would be the item chosen.

The Purple King always kept a computer that they would sometimes annihilate It should have been a fairly bizarre action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who expected that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a computer being the item opted for.