Foolish King

Foolish King desperately craved for a hat that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might find this to be a surprising approach to life, to some, but not to the King, who expected that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a hat would be the item chosen.

Foolish King desperately craved for a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes share. One might consider this to be an odd undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who assumed it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball being the thing selected.

Foolish King always carried a vibrator that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly bizarre exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a vibrator would be the item that was opted for.

Foolish King desperately desired a lava lamp to put on his head. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to most, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a lava lamp of all things.

Foolish King desperately searched for a ball that they would often put up their bum. It might be a fairly funny activity, to some, but not to the King, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. A ball being the thing selected.

Foolish King desired a vibrator that they would demolish. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my mum, but not to the King, who thought it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a vibrator being the thing selected.