Ugly King

Ugly King always carried a hat that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would be a weird thing to do, to my dad, but not to the King, who felt it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a hat is the thing to choose.

Ugly King desperately craved for a can of Tango that they sometimes play with. This could be considered a different idea, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who thinks it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango is the item to select.

Ugly King owned a vibrator that they liked to throw. This is certainly a fairly exciting exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a vibrator of all things.

Ugly King desperately desired a teapot that they would occasionally play with. One might find this to be a funny approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who considered it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot was the thing that was opted for.

Ugly King often carried a bottle of coke that they would often demolish. It would be an original approach to life, to my mum, but not to the King, who felt it was exciting. Honestly, a bottle of coke being the thing opted for.

Ugly King desperately needed a chocolate bar that they sometimes eat. One might find this to be an exciting undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a chocolate bar was the item that was selected.