The Fucking King

The Fucking King desperately desired a sword that they would sometimes sit and look at. It is a surprising exercise, to many, but not to the King, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a sword being the item opted for.

The Fucking King always carried a CD player that they sometimes drop. One might find this to be a fairly new thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a CD player being the item opted for.

The Fucking King craved for a big sponge that they liked to put in the bath with him. It is a curious activity, to my mum, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a big sponge is the thing that was chosen.

The Fucking King carried a vibrator that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a vibrator is the thing to select.

The Fucking King looked for a pint of beer that they liked to share. It is considered to be a surprising idea, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who considered it was fun. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

The Fucking King desperately needed a condom that they would often hug. One might say this is a fairly funny undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who expected it was miraculous. Remarkably, a condom is the item to select.