Bum Loving King

Bum Loving King looked for a crown that they would often sleep with. It should be a fairly funny proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who assumed it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a crown is the thing that was chosen.

Bum Loving King craved for a chocolate bar that they would often put on his head. It might be a fairly funny approach to life, to most, but not to the King, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a chocolate bar was the chosen item.

Bum Loving King searched for a block of cheese to rub on his belly. One might find this to be an extraordinary suggestion, to me, but not to the King, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a block of cheese was the item that was chosen.

Bum Loving King looked for a porno magazine that they liked to play with. It was considered to be an original suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who thinks it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the thing that was chosen.

Bum Loving King desperately searched for a custard pie that they would often break. It was a fairly new suggestion, to my mum, but not to the King, who thinks it would be miraculous. Strangely, a custard pie was the thing that was chosen.

Bum Loving King searched for a bottle of wine to try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly strange thing to do, to most, but not to the King, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.