Their Bewildered King

Their Bewildered King often carried a wig that they would rub on his belly. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who had decided it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig would be the item that was opted for.

Their Bewildered King desperately craved for a computer that they would often embrace. This is certainly a peculiar suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the King, who assumed it was exciting. Remarkably, a computer is the thing that was chosen.

Their Bewildered King carried a cup that they would often cuddle. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary idea, to my mum, but not to the King, who feels that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a cup was the item that was chosen.

Their Bewildered King desired a can of Tango to put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing action, to some, but not to the King, who thought that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the chosen item.

Their Bewildered King desperately looked for a dildo to smash. This could be considered an astonishing exercise, to my mum, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a dildo was the thing that was opted for.

Their Bewildered King carried a set square that they sometimes throw. It would be a weird approach to life, to me, but not to the King, who considered that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a set square was the thing that was chosen.